Clegg’s Battle for Relevancy

September 18, 2013 at 9:18 pm

In a way, you really have to admire Nick Clegg’s optimism. You see, he actually seems to think that people will vote Lib Dem in 2015. He thinks that after repeatedly breaking promises, after repeatedly voting for inhumane Tory welfare policies, after 3 years of practically nothing to show for their time ‘in power’ that people will actually turn up at the ballot box in May 2015 and put a little cross next to the local Lib Dem candidate.

Well, my personal hope is that the Lib Dems get obliterated at the polling stations. Clegg promised so much in the run up to the last election, he offered disgruntled and disaffected voters something that appeared to be a little different. He convinced many that he actually wanted to serve the people of Britain, to do all he could to get this country back on the right track. He persuaded us that he could end our stale two-party political system and bring about real change to the process. Then he took advantage of public indecisiveness – we wanted Brown out, but Cameron came across as a bit too much of a weasel to be trusted – and played at kingmaker for a week, looking for the best deal for himself.

He found it in a Whitehall back-room with Cameron, attempting to legitimise it by claiming that the Liberal Democrats will be the handbrake to the Conservative accelerator. Fast forward three years and four months and the conclusion is he’s been about effective as a ‘handbrake’ as an open-on-impact parachute. The Conservatives must have spent their time in opposition analysing the State, finding out what could be sold and what could be cut so that when Brown was deposed at election, they could set about dismantling it in double-quick time. Clegg was voted in on a Liberal ticket, so the electorate expected him to provide at least some resistance to the Conservative onslaught.

Again, looking back over the past three years, I find it difficult to pinpoint what exactly it is that the Lib Dems have actually contributed whilst ‘in power’. They sit there in the commons, voting alongside their ‘coalition partners’ – a vomit inducing term if ever there was one – whilst simultaneously claiming in public that they are all for fairness, and laying in to Cameron’s policies. All the while it is them and their shady little back-alley deal with Cameron that allows him to say this:

“We have a clear mandate to…”

No. No David. No you don’t. You did not win a majority, you clubbed together with a seemingly diametrically-opposed party, who sold out on their voters, and you are now acting as a mini-dictatorship selling off everything worth a bit of cash to Tory donors!

You most certainly do not have a mandate to do that.

So the Lib Dems face a difficult task at the next election, because in all honesty, they’ve been in power for three years now and all they’ve done is given the Conservatives the false legitimacy they’ve needed to rape the State.

Well done Nick, here’s to 2015. ;)